What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are unintelligent creatures of instinct, and can tell no significant differences between the pavement and the road. It was unfortunate that a bus was speeding past at the moment this event happened.

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Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

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Bob: Hey bro Jim: ... Bob: You're dead! Jim: Yep.

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How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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Why can't Abraham Lincoln tell a lie? Because he's dead.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family cried about his final days of his life.

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This is not a joke

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Your mom is so nice.

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How do you make a anti-joke on this website? Type it out, click I have read and agree to the Terms of Service, then press submit.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

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knock knock. Who's there... Mormans

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Q: What's better than the Call Me Maybe video? A: A shot-for-shot parody of it featuring a GIMP! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFxnAITCv5o

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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Once upon a time, The end.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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