- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with bigger and can jump really high? Tigger

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he tore his ACL last week trying out for wood chucking nationals? A: Woodchucks don't possess the ability to chuck wood, nor do they have ACLs.

why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

"Solids tunderf" he said, while chewing his gum.

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