Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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Ryan Holden is a faggot.

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your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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What did the black man say to the Hispanic? Lovely weather we're having.

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Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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What's the longest word in the English language? Tuna. (I lied about it being the longest word in the language.)

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two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

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30cm = 0,3meters

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why did the chicken cross the road? to spend the night with his friend.

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What do you call a drummer without a girlfriend? Homeless

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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why am I who i am, and you are who you are? dick spice

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What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

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(warning- this is sort of funny) A mom takes her son to cvs to pick up her pills. Son- Mom whats a pharmacists? Mom- well sweetie its a person who sells people drugs Monday Morning Teacher- Class, did you learn anything over the weekend? Son- Yah, i learned that my mommy has been taking me with her every week, to a person who sells drugs Later that week Teacher- Yes, hi, um your son has told me that you take him to buy drugs with you, i may have to call social services Mom- what? this is a misunderstanding, i go to a pharmacists to buy drugs. That evening Mom-what did you tell your teacher at school Son- you've been telling me that i go with you to buy drugs Mom- baby i need pills, well, because, im sick. Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok At school Teacher- Billy ive called s.s on your mom, u will be living with foster parents Son- ohhhhhhhhhhhh ok Evening Police- ?Ms. Thackery, is this your student. Teacher- Yes Police- His mom has tradgicly died in a pool of tears after finding out YOU called s.s Mom- what? omg. DAMN Police- Im afraid u r under arrest for the cause of his mothers death Class- yayyyyyyy wooo hooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Billy Billy Billy Billy. hip hip hooray Teacher- Damn Son- mommy? Police- ur mommy's dead, sucks right sooooooo here's a box and ten bucks......... go live your life

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why did the mom beat up her son with downs because he was matt daly

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A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

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three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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Anti Joke

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