- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

Q:Why did Hitler lose World War II? A:His "gas" bill.

A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is notified, and the duck is released into a nearby park.

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

A man walks into a bar, and says to the bartender, "Do you know where the library is located?" The bartender describes to him that the closest library is three blocks down, next to the red brick building with a green roof.

If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse? None! Ice cream doesn't have bones!

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

Just think...there are 7 billion people in the world...so that's 14 billion orgasms!

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

I wumbo, you wumbo, he she me,.WUMBO!

A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

DEATH.

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