A dying man walked into a shop and started to look at the clothing on display. Then he died.

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Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

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What did the man say to the other man? Hi

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reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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Cancer.

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Hey wanna hear joke? ........ yeah .......me too

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what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

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What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

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Onions are like loved ones... They are both nouns. And you cry when you cut into them.

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How do you make pie without the oven? I dont kow, go google it.

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-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

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A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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What did the dog say to the house? Roof

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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what happened to the little girl when she crossed the line she was shot. shes mexican

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When I was in 4th grade, I was fat. The other kids would take my lunch and spit in all the food, then give it back. Teachers started to wonder why I wasn't eating, and soon began to ask me if I was anorexic. I replied, "do I look anorexic!?" I'm now 6 foot 3 and weigh 56 pounds. *FUN FACT: based on a heartwarming true story.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

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Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

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Why aren't anti jokes funny? Idk. Watermelon in your pants, you're adopted.

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Knock Knock Who's there? You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy. You had purchase an item online through Amazon.com, I'm the delivery guy, who?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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