- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

How many Jew can you fit in a car? As many as the car seats comfortably.

Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

Why did Kelliintheraw get punched in the face? Because she is a dumbass

"Knock Knock" "You know the doorbell is working?" "Oh, well, you know I'm here now. May I come in?" "Yes, have a cup of tea"

Starting a Genocide #YOLO

Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

Cows are land manatees.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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What do you call a shoe with milk in it.... A milk shoe....

A woman crashes her car into a pole Thier family is suing for a hit and run

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it lacked the requisite musculature to facilitate locomotion

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

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When you wish upon a star... You are only seeing the light of that star, which has taken billions of years to travel here. The star that you are looking at has most likely dead, Just like your dreams.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

why was 7 afraid of 6?that is impossible it is older than six and stronger than its mother

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