Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

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what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

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A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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What did one rock say to the other rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk, idiot.

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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