People who do not realize the concept of this website, and write real jokes on it.

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Testicles.

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Q- Where did Sally go during the explosion? A- Everywhere!

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what is the difference between me and a grown black man.... i went to school

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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I EAT YOUR SOUL. NOM NOM.

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Jesse gets so many ladies

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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What do you call a woman who has huge breasts? Sarah, for instance.

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How many blondes does it take to dye their own hair black and act in an intelligent, sensible manner?

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Why did Bill fall out if his chair? He was hit by an airplane.

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

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This is an anti joke

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure _._._

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knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

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How do you kill a zombie? You don't. Zombies aren't real.

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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whats brown and fluffy? brown fluff

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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