- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

Whats bad about being a black jew? You have to sit in the back on the oven.............

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long mane?"

Yo mammals so stupid, she's got AIDS!

I remember this one time... I was sleeping... And all of a sudden... I woke up... Yeah.

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nazi Nazi who? I am the mailman. I nazi your mailbox. Can I leave the letters on the front porch?

Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

I like my women like I like my coffee.......... I don't like coffee

Q:what word starts with "p" and ends with "orn"? A: popcorn

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Dogs

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

What the person say to the other Person? Hi.

What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

Why did the boy fall asleep in class? He was tired.

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

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