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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. Q: The one stopped. Why? A: His brother fell off, cracked his head, started uncontrollably bleeding and died.

Your momma is so ugly she gave freedy krooger nightmares!

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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A: go away. B: No i won't A: Shutup B: Yes i will not go away A: again, shutup B: I left A: Thank you B: Your welcom A: Thank you for saying your welcome B: Thank you for saying thank you that i'm welcome A: Thank you for saying thank you for saying that I thank you that you're welcome.

Why did then plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped in a van

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

Daym im romantic

Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

Knock Knock? Who's there? bob bob who? the builder

Oh and Nero, what are you suffering from? Is it dangerous? Are you dying or something? Please dont scare me like that again.

Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Yo mamma is so fat her blood type is RAGU

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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