tommy is retared

There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

oh no, i've lost my tractor

What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

An escalade with 5 black men crashes off a cliff and all of them die. this is terrible. an escalade seats 7.

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Whats worse than the holocaust A.MRS FRANK B.HITLER ANSWER MRS FRANK

Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

Why dont polar bears eat peguins? Because they live on opposite ends of the earth and it would be physically imposible!!

What did the blind and deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

Justin Bieber.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

What did the camel say to the polar bear at the bar? "Uuuhhrrhrhhh"

what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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