A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Why did the spy cross the road? To get to the other hide.

what does a beer and a priest have in common? They both are cold refreshing beverages, except for the priest.

An Asian man man couldn't find his family, he is deeply concerned and contacts the missing persons unit.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

What does it mean when you see a bunch of blacks running in one direction? That you need to be more specific.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Poop

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Women's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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