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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

to get to the other side.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were driving on a highway. The redhead asked the brunette, who had the map, which was the next exit. The blonde was better with maps so she took it and announced where to go. They made the exit and enjoyed a nice lunch.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

What do you call Morgan Freeman at a family reunion? Morgan Freeman.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

identical jokes get different votes.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

What's worse than losing a basketball game by 1 point? Dying of lukemia.

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