how did the man with the gun die? obesity

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Q.what do you call 7x7 A.A math equation

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Q. What's a pirate's favorite type of movie? A. It depends on the individual pirate, although most modern-day pirates are from third world countries like Somalia and so are too poor to be able to watch many movies. Classical pirates like those depicted in Treasure Island or Pirates of the Carribean are, of course, from a period of history before movies had been invented, so couldn't possibly have had a favorite.

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mark is religion

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

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How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

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What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

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What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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How do you milk a cow? Pull on its' utters.

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what do you call an arse bandit? lady gaga's tanning salon attendants 3rd cousins dog chauffeur, roberto

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

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A Russian Irish and American beat up on a Canadian. the only thing wrong with that is i forgot the , in between the races. but on the good side the Canadian was Justin Bieber

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Two gay guys walk into a bar. You think the second one would notice...

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What black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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