- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

A man sees Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles and tells his friends about the incident. They believe the story, because it is entirely plausible that it actually happened.

Stop procrastinating.

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

Obama

A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

How did the Mexican get into the U.S.A.? He came in legally, and got his green card. He then continued his life as a business man and won the lottery four years later for 5 million dollars. He then bought a cool television, he also had children and put the money in their college funds later.

Me

Your mums a potato

What did Santa give little Susie for Christmas? Nothing, he raped her.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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