how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

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VaginaBoob ^.^

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What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

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What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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Your mom is not fat!

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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Q. What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? A.One's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, and the other's a human.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Wii.

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Go home and hang yourself.

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What is the difference between you and a brick? A brick gets laid.

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i told my parents that i was having friends come over my dad said great my mom said great so i said great

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2 Black men walk into the bar.. Guess what? There still black.

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but orange gourds. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

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