what's inflation? a hollow cost.

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Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

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"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

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What happen to the man who got drunk and passed out behind the wheel? He crashed into a tree, his car caught fire and then he got incinerated.

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Women's professional sports

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

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How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

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What's worst than missing a doctors appointment? Having AIDS and missng out on getting a cure that could have gotten rid of your disease.

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in the designated crosswalk area and there was no oncoming traffic.

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Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

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What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

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That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

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Q: If a Hungarian boy grows up to be a very successful payroll manager and learns to love and hate, show compassion while firing someone, and how to re-image the entire white house's security system, how many pickles are in the doghouse? A: 17

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men? A. He thought it was a home delivery service.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies "I'm a talking horse and that's what you ask me? On the day I just buried my only son?"

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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