How types of people are there? One, we are the only homo sapiens.

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What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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HEY!

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*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

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I like my 40's like I like my women, in ABUNDANCE.

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casey, that is all, ruddel, that is all, hi mark

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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Llamaworm

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Did you just admit being considerate? I do not care about who gets the last comment anymore, I need to tear my face away from the screen ASAP.

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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Knock, Knock No one was home.

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What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

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You know what's funnier than a pile of dead babies? A pile where one's alive in the middle, and has to eat his way out.

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*knock knock* *knock knock * ? ? The man didnt answer because he died of a stroke

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What does a black car thief do with a stolen car? Drive it

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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