- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

What's small, pale blue and sits at the bottom of the pool? "An over ripe blueberry."

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What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

An alcoholic walks into a bar, but then realises he's ruining his family so he calls the rehab

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

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