What do you say to a black guy who is holding a gun to your head? Nothing. He is holding a gun to your head.

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you gay?

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

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I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

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Honk if you're Amish!

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What is white, red, and all in your girlfriend? red and white blood cells

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Beacuse she has no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's There? Not Sally.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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ALCATRAZ IS REOPENED!

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violets. Screw this poem. Potato.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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Knock knock Who's there? *silence* WHO'S THERE? *silence* -Looks out window- Slenderman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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