- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

knock knock come in!

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

why did the man die? he had cancer

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

Yo mama's so fat when they asked her if she wanted fries with that she said yes

A man walks into a bar. He then takes a step back and notices that his head hurts.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

A: Do you like it B: No

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

A man goes to the potty.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Q What did the Whale say to the Giraffe? A Why are you in the ocean?

What did the American WWII soldier say to the Feudal-era samurai? Nothing, because the two lived on completely different continents and in completely different time periods.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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