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What's worse than some one spitting in your food Hitler revealing he's actually a Jew

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

How did the car get a dent? Terrorists bombed the house next to it

I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

What did the Johhny say to the black man when he saw him buying a watermelon? Nothing, Johnny is mute.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What do you call a plane in shining armor? A knight flight.