- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

How are jello and frankenstein alike? Both green, both alive, and bill cosby didn't make me want either.

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

You know you are really drunk if your blood alcohol Is higher than .08

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

whats the difference between a door knob? a milk carton, because people have legs so they can walk !!!!!

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

Q: How do you break into your own house? A:You don't....thats ridiculous(:

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

A man walks into the bar and orders a drink. This is what you do in a bar.

Once upon a time

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Why is Easter better than christmas? Theres a significantly less chance of getting raped by a man in a Santa Claus costume.

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