a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

want to hear a funny joke? what a coincidence so do I!

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

What do you call a man with a fork stuck in his head? A man with a fork stuck in his head

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There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

A horse walks into a bar, it is then frightened and bucks a man in the chest. Animal control and an ambulance are promptly called. The horse is then taken to a stable, while the man is taken to the hospital where he later made a full recovery.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

How do a jew, an African, and u white man stop a train? They pull the breaks

What's dirtier than an ice cream cone rolled in dirt? The dirt it was rolled in.

Whats red and tastes like parsley? Not Red Parsley

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

a seal walks into a club.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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