How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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squash squash who squash my ass

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It's long!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Well, I guess it's back to the drawing board.

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Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

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So Nero, what the fuck are you doing? XD

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

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Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

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What happened to that guy who fell? He died from car accident 3 days later.

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Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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What's blue, and smells like fish? A firetruck, I was kidding about the blue and fish.

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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