How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family...

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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what did the radish say to the orange i'm a radish

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My mom told me and my brother to clean up o te commercial...but we were watching Netflix

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

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There's two sausages in a pan.. One says "Wow it's hot in here" The other says... "agrhhh a talking sausage"

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What do you do when your archenemy walks up to you? Kill them due to their vulnerability, I mean they walked up to you...

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What Makes Me Smile? Face Muscles.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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why is six afraid of seven? because six is a rapist

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Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

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Presidents are black Rappers are white Welcome to 2011

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What's round and orangey? An orange.

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Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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ask if someone wants to hear a joke then say "never mind"

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Q: How to make a man who suffers from hypochondria want to kill himself? A: You take a shet on his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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