What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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CRY

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

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Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, and Chris Brown all walk into a bar. I don't know what the punchline is, but I'm pretty sure the cops are there.

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A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple getting blow jobed by a giant squirrel

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So there's a man named Moses. He prays to God for a donkey to transport him from Bethlahem to Jerusalem. God granted his wish. God said" To make the donkey go, you must say Hallelujah. To make it stop you say Go". Moses rode off happily. Suddenly the donkey went off trail and was headed towards a steep cliff. Moses kept saying stop, stop, stop. He remembered what God had said, and had said Go. They stopped one inch before falling down. Moses thanked the lord and said " Thank You Jesus, Hallelujah." And down they went.

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? After hours of waiting for the perfect victim, the boy spotted an elderly woman walking down the sidewalk. The clock barreled through the air, hitting the old woman on the head at extremely high speeds. She was immediately killed on contact.

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Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

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There was an English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man. The Welsh man couldn't make it. Again.

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Why did Micheal fall off his bike? Someone threw a chainsaw at him.

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Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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Sorry we dont serve time travlers here. A man walks into a bar.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

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Girls get fucked Boys fuck Gays puke

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what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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