What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

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Thumbs up if you're reading this in 2015!

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How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

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Q: What did the lesbian say to her partner? A: We cannot get married in forty five states.

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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how do you beat the system? throw your xbox out a window.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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2 Penises

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because he was content where he was.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says why the long face? The horse does not reply because it is a horse. He then is confused of where he is and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a couple stools.

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why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

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Q: What happened when lost John lost his crack cocaine? A: He bought some weed.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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WHY DO IDIOTS RIGHT STUPID JOKES BECAUSE THEY HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH THERE LIVES.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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How many pancakes do you need to reach a 2.5m roof? Purple, because aliens don't fly

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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