Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

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Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

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a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

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i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

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What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

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What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

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Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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what was the last pizza place the twin towers ordered from? Domino's

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What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

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A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

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I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

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yo momma so fat... she went on a calorie controlled diet and lost 3 stone, she's a really nice lady too.

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee." The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to 'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'" Then the mother, realizing how her son could later become confused, clarified. She said, "You can say you have to pee as long as you say it in a quiet voice." The boy understood. There were no problems afterwards.

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Q: Why did the little Canadian girl start crying ? A: Because her mum through a fridge at her.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A unicorn

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yo mammas so fat when she runs the world spins faster

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

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There was a fat man crying. I just told him the local Mc D's was arson attacked.

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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