Why couldnt the man find his wallet? He didnt have one

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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I created darkness. God created the stars. God created the bee. I created the wasp. God created the child. I banged your mother. Moral: Soon my wings of darkness shall destroy your very own star, these words seem empty now, so I will fill them with true meaning and purpose as I will give the same to you the day the sky brightens no more.

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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How do you greet your great great grandmother born in 1738? Hey, what's up, hello.

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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I LIKE TRAINS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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What's the easiest way to become President? Have a background in politics and a catchy campaign slogan that voting Americans can relate to.

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Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

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Girlfriend has 10 letters, but then again, so does freeeeedom

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

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-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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