- Anti Joke

Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

Why is the ground wet It rained

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

There is no I in Pie except for the I

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

A woman went outside for some fresh air.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

"It's a blimp, it's a hot air balloon!" "No wait, it's your mom."

This joke is the worst joke ever.

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.