Q: What is George Harrison's favorite hairstyle? A: How can we know? He's dead!

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What is the difference between baseball and the holocaust? One is a fun sporting event…. The other is baseball.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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so... how about that airplane food

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What did the kid with no brain get for his birthday? Nothing because nobody thought that he would do anything with the toys because he couldn't think of what to do with them.

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Your momma's so fat that she is at risk for heart disease and diabetes.

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Why didn't the teen girl get to her appointment? A) She woke up late.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Westboro Baptist Church picket the gay marine’s funeral? A: Homosexuals are a plague sent by Satan to destroy the fabric of America.

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Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

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Why did the bus driver lose his family in a car accident? Bc the little boy was seeking revenge

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Why couldn't Sarah see through her telescope? She was blind

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Justin Bieber walks out of a closet.

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pauls tuck

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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Knock Knock Whos there? It was the unexpected arrival of his wifes lover who'd been having an affair with her for over a year She thought her husband would be out and forgot to tell him not to come The husband started breaking down in tears whilst throwing insults at both of them, grabbing the man by his collar and throwing him on the ground he started to kick his head in The man died and the husband and wife divorced, theres now a bench in the mans local park dedicated to him.

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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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Why did 4 Christians, 2 Jews, 1 Muslim, 1 Buddhist and an atheist squeeze into a Honda Accord? One of their co-workers at Appleby's made a compelling case for the financial and environmental benefits of carpooling.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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