- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

A: my name is Joe and i like onion B: ok

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Roses are red Violets are FUCKING VIOLET NOT FUCKING BLUE

why wouldn't the printer work? because there was an animal in it.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck oak? Well, If an oatmeal man could oat chuck oat, then a wood oat chucker could chuck oats.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

A bear and a furry bunny rabbit were in the woods. The bear ate the rabbit..

What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

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why couldn't the blonde change the lightbulb? she couldn't find the leperchaun at the end of the rainbow

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick basterd !

What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.