- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

I'll have a chocolate milkshake, hold the onions.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a question.

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse then precedes to beat the bartender voraciously for making fun of his religion.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Dance is a sport

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

roses are red violets are blue i use refrigerators to keep my food cool

Why did Sarah limp to school? Because she got hit by a tree

What is more worse than death? Death

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

If a banana is a vegetable, how come your mother gets confused when I stick pretzels in my butthole?

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

what is blue and fuzzy? Blue Fuzz

how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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