- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

So this fat guy farts. It smells.

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

What do you call 6 white men on a bench? The NBA

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

How do asians chop their food? CHOPSTICKS! Moral: Yeah that one sucked... ON PURPOSE! Now you dont have to feel inferior ALL the time, you feel equal even though you arent! Ill allow you :D

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Banana you glad I didn't say 'Orange?'"

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

Did you know that a hamster and a cigarette are almost the same? How? Because they are both completely harmless until you put them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

What's flaming and has wheels? A firepit. I lied about the wheels.

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