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Roses are red Violents are blue Oranges

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

How do you dance to the black eyed peas? You don't you listen

yo mamma is so fat when people look at her they say "you're fat"

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

The Female Orgasm

What is worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Lil' Johnny was happily swinging on the swings when all of a sudden...... ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> ==]::::> FLYING DAGGERS!!!

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

What did the man say to the other man? Hi

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

what tall and looks like a jew?

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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