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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like balloons.. If you stab them they die.

Three men stumble upon an ancient lamp in the desert. They sell it to a museum and split the profits evenly.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

My wife made me a sandwich

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

What did the tampon say to the other tampon? Nothing, they were both stuck up bitches.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

Q: If you are running a race and a fridge hits you, how many dogs play x-box in the snow? A: 12 orange waffles

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

A horse walked into a bar, the bartender asked "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, as it was a horse and did not speak English nor understand what the man had said, the horse then stumbled around the bar for a while, confused, before finding the exit and leaving.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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