whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What happens when you wake a sleepwalker? Waking sleepwalkers does not harm them. While it is true that a person may be confused or disoriented for a short time after awakening, this does not cause them further harm. In contrast, sleepwalkers may injure themselves if they trip over objects or lose their balance while sleepwalking. Such injuries are common among sleepwalkers.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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So three hikers decide to face the deadly challenge of climbing Mount Everest. They were unaware of the risks, and were all brutally killed in an avalanche.

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What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Religion.

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"33"

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Jim bean takes out a can of- Let me guess- No.

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What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

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I'm wet Ew you perv.. Stop thinking like that ! I just took a shower.

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What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

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Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? A: Shark bait.

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Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

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10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

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