- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

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What's worse than World War II? World War III.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

Why did the first koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure. Why did the boy fall off of his bike? He was hit by falling koalas.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police, your entire family died in a car accident. ... ... The police, your entire family died in a car accident who?

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Your mom is so stupid she has trouble holding a steady job and struggles to support her family.

We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

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Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

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