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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

what did the paraplegic man get for Christmas? a unicycle

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

Why is it that all cats dislike flying saucers? The strange noises and lights probably frighten them, as they don't understand the concepts of extra-terrestrial intelligence and space travel.

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

balls

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

ur an fagit

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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