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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

A black man walked into a bar. He cashed in big on workers comp.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

What did the wall say to the other wall? I didn't say anything because it isn't living and it can't talk because it is impossible.

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

5 people are walking

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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