- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

what do you get when you mix a llama with a ostrich? i dont know

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

How did the blonde die? Frogs teleported from the future and brutally murdered her with forks.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

A man tells the bartender," A bar walks into a man..." The bartender says," What the hell? I think you've had enough"

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

What happened to the man who jumped off a building? He got hit by a bus on the way down.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

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