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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

I would, but I see an older version of the kid, that suffered so much pain and agony.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Has u seen my grammar?

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

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How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not your cheese.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

A man gets hit by a car. His family is sad and plans a funeral.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

On a scale from 1-10, what is your favorite color of the alphabet?

What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

I cant believe they been together after all that shit. (person ask what) and you say your buttchheeeeks:]

There was a 4-car accident in Mexico today. 87 people died.

Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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