- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Officer Blackman find the missing child? A shallow grave.

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

Mike and Richard were walking down the street together Richard left because of Mike's garlic breath

A little boy running with scissors he trips and falls and dies

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He actaully never did. He only made it half way before a cop issued him with an infringement notice for jaywalking.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

The WNBA is on the cooking channel

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

How many shots do you have to take to start feeling light-headed? Ask JFK.

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

How many black people can you fit into a cardboard box? Depends on how big the box is.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

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