Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

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A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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My mum is called Steve

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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