- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

What's endangered like the Spotted Owl? A Cancer patient.

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

wanna hear a joke? woman's rights.

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

balls

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he found a crosswalk with a walk symbol near his destination.

A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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