A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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How does a black woman know she is pregnant? When she pulls her tampon out the cotton is already picked.

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

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I remember my days you know in the army, agfanifuckingstan, got dirty water, then spent a week shitting... Anyway, I was holding a grenade right? And then two of them came around and I was like "here come good boy! GOOOD BOY! Catch the ball!" And then I pulled the pin and threw it. Aww shut up, you are all like "YOU SOLDIER KILL PUPPIES!" NO THOSE WHERE KIDS! And they would have been like 15 today and been killing your men today! YOU ARE SO FUCKING WELCOME!

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long in the tooth!

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My mum is called Steve

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What do you call a guitar with only one string? A guitar.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? monkey see monkey do why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure why did the refridgerator fall out of the tree? it lost its footing why did the girl fall down? she was hit by four monkeys and a refridgerator

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

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I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

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Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

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roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

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What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

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This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

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What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

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How many pencils does it take to get an A on a test? Actually it takes knowledge.

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