nena. nerna. neener. neezie. nena.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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Why didn't Rosa Parks get her fat black ass up? Because she was an avid partier and had anal with roughly 8 different guys the night before.

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How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap until there parents come home.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm only 13 so if you have sex with me it's illegal.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

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Wilson: would you buy lottery when you grow up Mattuew: no theres no point Wilson: ask Xiangxi right next to you Mattuew: xiangxi, would you buy lottery if you grow up? Xiangxi: Prabably not, because the chance of winning a lottery is lower than becoming an astronaut Mattuew: the probability of you winning the lottery is higher than you finding a girlfriend

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how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

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Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Hey, austin, what are you doing?

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Iif your reading this ur gay

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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Roses are red my shirt is blue don't take my money, their not for u -_-

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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