- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue your dads got hair what happened to you

You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he thought he saw a dangerous predator in the area and crossed the road in an attempt to flee the dangerous situation.

knock knock who's there? rude, interrupting cow rude, interrupting cow who? just kidding, its steve. cows can't talk

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

What's big, white, and kills you if it falls out of a tree. A Fridge

I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Whats white? A fridge

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

I used to be an adventurer like you...but then I was diagnosed with cancer.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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