- Anti Joke

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

Women's Rights.

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Q: What do you call a dad running down a hill? A: A mom running down a hill, I lied about the dad.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

im jacob, i have as much hair on my penis as mr macs head.....none.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES