- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Why did the girl run to school Because a lion was chasing her

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? ... Well, do you know or not?

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

a sabertooth walks into a club. the caveman set his trap perfectly.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

What's white and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A refrigerator.

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

What do you call a black man in a hole? "sir". He is A colnel in the US marines fighting for his country in a pivotal battle to maintain american interests in other countries.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

What's worse than 100 dead babies stapled to a wall? 100 live babies stapled to the wall!!!

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