- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

-I thought the lesson had started? -It has

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

two tomatoes are running and one stops to tie its shoe and the other says "Catch up!" This begins to put the first tomato on the spot and he runs after the second tomato without finishing his shoe and he trips falls and dies of severe brain damage

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Whats better than seeing a worm in your apple... Reading the the next anti-joke.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

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Q: Why do black people drink Grape Soda? A: Because it queches their thirst, and satisfies them.

Q. What has two legs and is covered in red stuff? A. Half a dog

What's 50 feet tall, wears glasses and plays dungeons and dragons. A nerd, I lied about the 50 feet part.

Why was the man whistling? He was calling his friend.

whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

Fill in the _________ Ans: Cup Posted By: Lram

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

Sam Hengal.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

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