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whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

why dont they make black forks

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

What can hitler cook well Steak

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Why was patrick sad? he was raped then murdered then super raped

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

Where do drunk asians live? In their house or apartment with their families, who are concerned about his drinking.

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

What hurts like hell? HELL

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

penis haha

why dont they make black forks

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

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