- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

what did the african boy get for christmas? what does his ethnicity or his place of origin have anything to do with what he gets for christmas

a man walked in to a bar and said 'outch'

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the second monkey.

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

tom pauling

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

Q)why couldn't the baby talk? A)the baby was dead.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

How do you wake up a black man? You stab him in the thigh.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Two muffins are put in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "is it just me or is it getting hot in here?". The other muffin says,"HOLY CRAP!!!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!".

Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

a guys was walking down the street in Queens. a attractive young woman walked by. He was interested in here so he said nice things and they ended up going on a date. She had a big butt.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Who's the best player in Madden 07 on the PS2? Michael Vick.

Faithful men.

Why did the boy jump off a bridge? Because he saw it on tv

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