I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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What's faster than a black man running with a VCR? His son with the receipt of purchase as they realize VCR's are clearly outdated and must be returned right away.

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

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What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't care! What are you doing in my house?

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Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

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Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

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What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

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why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

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Why was the black man very rich? Because he was a lawyer who worked hard and was able to provide himself with a steady income.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

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What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

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Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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