Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

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What happened when the white man went to Nigiria? He turned gray.

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why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

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What is a name of a kid with down syndrome. Adam Hebeison

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

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What do you get when you mix a ginger with gasoline? a forest fire.

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why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Mahmy

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a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

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i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

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Ask your friend: Will you remember me in a week? Will you remember me in a month? Will you remember me in a year? Knock Knock. Who's there? How did you forget me already?!?

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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If Jimmy in New York has 2 apples, and Tommy in Denver has 4 apples, what is the mass of the sun? 1.989E30 kg.

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How do you kill a cancer patient? Throw a fridge at him.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

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A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

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Your mom.

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Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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