How many Jews can you fit in an oven? None, it's illegal.

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How do you break up with a guy? you kick him in the nuts.

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WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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hi joshua

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly sent out because he is under the age of 21.

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Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

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I have a riddle. What's black and white and red all over? Nothing. That's impossible.

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Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

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If u swipe fast u will see fish swimming -////--/// //-///--// --//--/// ---/////- -/////--/ ////---// ---///--- ---////-- --////--- //--///-// -//----/// -/-///-/// -/-/-/-/-/ -////-///// -/-/-/-/// -///------ ---------- --///-///-/ -////-//--- -/-/--/--- -/-/-////// ---------- --------- I will call ur doctor to tell him u are retarded

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ash Oh hey Ash, I was expecting you, come on in!!

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Why did the little girl cry? The little girl cried for mercy as her attackers violated every inch of her innocent body, tearing her up from the inside until her organs were forced out of her anus and blood squirted from her ears as the pressure inside her body exceeded to a maximum. After the attackers were done with the corpse, they cut off her limbs and stapled them to her head.They placed her now decomposing body on the front porch of the worried parents' house and rang the doorbell.

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How do you greet a small mexican man at Chuck E. Cheese? Whatsup Jose

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Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

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Whats the diffetance between a river and a waterfall? One is vertical!??

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That awkward moment when sentences don't end the way you octopus.

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Dave:Hi Mark:Hi

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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why was the jew shaking hands with a nazi? they realized their differences and were bonding.

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Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

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Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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Anti Joke

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