Nathaniel Nugnes walks into a bra

What's big and long? My dick.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

my mind's eye?

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Ok so 3 guys walk into a bar... the fourth one ran.

What's black on bottom and white on top?? Society

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

TIMMY

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Ask me if my names Troy. Is your name troy? No, it's Roy.

how did santa ruin christmas? he didnt put presents under familys tree's

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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