- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Women's Rights.

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What do you call a clock that neither ticks nor tocks? A broken clock

Joesph Triphook.

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