Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

a dad farts in the woods nothing else happens

What's worse than 13 babies stapled to one tree? One baby stapled to 13 trees...

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

An epileptic man attends a rave.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

A police officer asks a witness of a murder what he witnessed. The man replies "A murder"

Q: what do you call a man eating some chicken ? A: a hungry man (hahahahahahaha.......i should get a life)

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

reggin... its N I GG E R backwards

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Well, he was dangerously fatigued from having weeped passionately the entire night in the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of 20 years and consequently finding out that his only daughter was in a tragic school bus accident.

What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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