New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a mountainous mound of slain human offspring? There is none, the second is conferred to the subject of a conversation using a highly advanced vernacular.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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Once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book. As he started the book, he said ''once apon a time, a man read a book ... it goes on forever. Epilogue: the man and son eventually died because a microphone swallowed a frog. THE END P.S.: I didn't close the quotations. P.S.#2: I don't know what ''P.S. stands for. P.S.#3: I didn't close the quotation again.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

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That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws. Because they have razor sharp edges and can slice through flesh very easily, posing a potential threat if possessed by a violent person.

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What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

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What is it called when you kill a gay man? Homocide

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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- How breakdance was invented? - A certain black man was trying to stole rims from moving car.

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a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

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Roses are red,violets are blue you want me but i dont want you!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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