- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this guy walks into a bar and– Nevermind it's really not that funny.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

A gay man walks into McDonald's. McDonald's serves people of all sexualities.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

A man walk to the store and buys some clothes.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

What do you call a tennis match between Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder? An anachronistic hypothetical sporting event that would never happen.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

A walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" Not getting a response, the disoriented bartender realizes he was talking to his own reflection in the mirror at the back of the bar.

Why do fishermen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

What did the orphan kids get for Christmas? Cancer.

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

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