- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is green an invisible? this cabbage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because if he stayed on the farm, he would have been condemned to a miserable life, subjected to deplorable living conditions and an eventual pain-filled death by the hand of a cruel and heartless farmer. Crossing that road was his only chance of salvation.

What do you call a black man and an Asian at a school? Two hard-working, dedicated teachers.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Kefka > Sephiroth

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My Friend Philip had his lip removed today. he is just Phil now.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

Intel Core Computers answer robot flavored phones at middle of june CC

women sports....

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

What did the dyslexic boy get for Christmas? A laptop. And he was very happy.

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

A guy walks up to his boy and tells him, "Hey, if you don't stop masturbating you'll go blind." The boy says, "Who are you? Your not my father."

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

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