Why was Helen Keller a terrible driver? She was a woman.

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What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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Why did the parents order the 16 year old daughter to move out of Virginia? Because she lost her virginity

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When do you call 911? When you need help with do something that you either can't do alone or can't control

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What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

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A white,mexican and asian man are walking together on the beach. They find a genie lamp and the genie says"since there are 3 of u u each get one wish" the black man says " i wish that all the mexicans would go back to mexico. " the asian man says " i wish all the asians would go back to asia" and the white man says " wait so the mexicans and asians arent in america right?" the genie said "that is correct!" the white man says " oh ok ill just taqke a coke then!"

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A child logs on to antijoke.com he is a chronic masturbator

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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knock! knock! Whos there? Chris Hansen..

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What did the fat guy say after his weight-reduction surgery? I'm gonna sue the clown pants out of McDonalds

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why did the boy fall off his bicycle? because his dad threw a refrigerator at him.

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I once saw my grandparents making love.. that's why I dont eat raisens

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Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

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Who ya gonna call? ... Whoever you need to talk to at the current time.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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3 guys are walking in the woods there are 3 paths they each take a path. the first path lead to a shed that said blowjobs 25 cents the second path lead to the same place after they all made it threw the first guy said he got a blowjob so dose the second guy. the third guy said i made 50 cents

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What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

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Whats worse than 10 dead babies in the street? 11 babies in the street.

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Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

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Anti Joke

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