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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler... Time to go to Aushcwitz

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

A: "Knock knock." B: "Who's there?" A: "John Doe." B: "John Doe who?" A: "..."

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

A group of blondes rent a car and decide to drive to Disney World. Along the highway, they see a sign reading "Disney World left." They exit the highway, turn left, and enjoy their well-deserved vacation from practicing law.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

Q. Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch? A. yeah, that's a really big step, quitting smoking is tough

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

What's black and doesn't work? My Blackberry, but luckily it was still under guarantee and the situation was solved swiftly and relatively drama free.

Person 1: I got a really good knock, knock joke. Person 2: Okay. Person 1: You start. Person 2: Knock, knock. Person 1: Who's there? Person 2: ...

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