- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

Yo mama so stupid that when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead

Why was Dr Who unable to travel back in time using the TARDIS? Because it's just a television prop. It isn't a real time machine.

How did Hitler fit 100 jews in his car? He didn't, he was too busy killing them in concentration camps.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to get weighed she was diagnosed as clinically obese and later broke down into tears.

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

if life gives you melons, then you're most likely dyslexic.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

What poops,smells bad,burps,wears diapers,farts,and screams spank me with a bib on That Depends what you do on saturday nights

George Bush.

Not a joke.

What did the fat kid get for chirstmas? diabetes

whats polish and black a polish black person

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

When I get aroused I get a solid snake

A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

What do you call a fridge? A Fridge

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a pineapple is not a proper home

What did the Atheist say in church? His best friend's eulogy.

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

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