Has u seen my grammar?

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

belly button

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Why are all the tech support people from India? That's where the majority of call centers are located.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kevin. Kevin who? Kevin Smith. Oh yes, Kevin Smith that lovely boy from just around the corner! Come on in!

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Women's Rights..

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

A young boy had a question and looked into the sky then his eyes got burnt from the sun and he went blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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