Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

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What did the blind and deaf kid get for christmas? Cancer.

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An Asian walks into a Chinese restaurant. Then he decides that he would prefer Mexican instead, and drives to a Taco Bell.

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Why did John fall off his bike? Because, he is a fish and fish cannot ride bikes.

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Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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Why cant white guys jump? Well that would be wrong because some can. Have you seen Blake Griffen?

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

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Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

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What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

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Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

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360 NO SCOPE

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

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ring around the rosie ... your dead

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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