Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

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Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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What did little Susie give to young Billy on Christmas? Genital Herpes.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

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How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

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A guy walks into a bar and falls.

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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Women's Rights..

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

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What the the Tyrannosaurus say to the chicken? Dinosaurs are extinct and even if they were not, it would not say anything to a domestic fowl, it would most likely devour it with one bite.

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Do you know what the meaning of life is? Of course you don't.

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Why was the white girl crying? Because she was sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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