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what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Holy crap it's a talking muffin!

A man walked into a bar. It was very crowded so he decided to leave.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Text this number just cuz 16305208722

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

How do you get a priest to cry? Stab him.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

A bear walks into a bakerey. He aks for a loaf of bread. The bakers asks: "White or brown?" The bear answers: "It doesn't matter, I'm on the motorcycle".

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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