- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

Why weren't the two gays invited to the office party? Because there is no office party until december, therefor no one was invited.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

What did the blind man say to the train conductor? Nothing. He was mute too.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Senior Sergeant Thomas the officer investigating your current rape and insect charges. Please open the door now.

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

Why is Michael Jackson bad at the piano? Because he is dead.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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