- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

A man walks into a bar, and promptly leaves because he left his kid in the car.

What do you call your mom? Mom

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Q:What's funny about a Jew marrying a Nazi? A:The situation

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Cover myself in Vaseline and cry in the dark for 4, maybe 5 hours with or without a wooden splintery dildo in my arse..”

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

I am very humble.

Chuck Norris doesnt need air to live, Air needs chuck Norris to live. Actaully that statment is a fallacy because it would be fatal to not breathe

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand and says to the man running the stand. QUACK!!!

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

your social life.

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

What's the hardest part of rollerblading? Telling your dad you're gay.

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