did you know that zach is the coolest person ever? no? well now you know

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Q: Why did the bear fall out of the tree? A: Because humans tranquilized him, brought him to an animal shelter 100 miles away from his home. Then after he got out he got hit by a car and died. PETA is watching.....always

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What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

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why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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It says so on your cap.

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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what is pink and shaped like a banana? A pink banana.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Just kidding, he didn't cross the road, he had no legs.

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Three men walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would of ducked?

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how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

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womans rights...

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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How do you kill a Jewish person? Like any other person, they are like any other person of any race and religion.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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The Joke Below

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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