Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, these two statement are obvious unless you are color blind

Today is my birthday.... Goodbye cruel world

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

A man walks into a bar. He says "ouch".

1 black man on the moon = problem 10 black people on the moon = problems Whole black population on the moon = problem solved

What do men and women have in common? no really what do they have in common

bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

why did radio not get the song? beacause he radio didnt work.

whats black? the colour

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

Dogs

Q. Why did the woman cross the road? A. Who cares, what was she doing out of the kitchen

I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

Women's Rights.

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

Why is six afraid of seven? Because six is a numerophobe.

Yo mama's so skinny, she should probably go in for eating disorders' counseling.

woman's rights

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