What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Too get to the other side. Duuu no one crosses the road to get killed.

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

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Whats the difference between babies and a dart board? Dart boards dont bleed

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What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

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why did the man get ran over by a turtle? he crossed the STREET

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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Q.what happens if a fat man see's a black man? A. the fat man eats the black man thinking that he was chocolate

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Adam Chebali has no life

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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it's weird how Jesus came out of the cave on the same day as Easter

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What did the big pickle say to the little pickle? "I'm black."

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Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

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The Joke Below

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. ... Hah.

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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How do you make a black person mad? Set his house on fire.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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